Mandate 2 Protocol Complaints: Because You Clearly Need More Rules

Here, you'll find a collection of complaints about the most pressing issues in the Mandate 2 protocol, carefully curated for your reading pleasure.

Complaint 1: Mandatory Monday Morning Meetings

We're not saying it's the worst thing since Tuesday, but have you ever had to attend a meeting at 6:00 AM on a Monday? It's like the protocol is trying to torture us!

Learn more about Mandatory Monday Morning Meetings

Complaint 2: Excessive Use of Comic Sans

Who decided that Comic Sans was a good idea for official protocol documents? It's like they wanted to blind us with an overdose of rainbow colors and awkward font sizes.

Complaint 3: Inadequate Snack Budget

We demand better snacks in the break room! Is it too much to ask for a few more granola bars and less stale crackers?

Complain about the snack budget here

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