MEMORANDUM
TO: All Known Entities in the Known Universe
FROM: The Mandate Authorities
SUBJECT: Letter A - The Alphabetical Mandate
As per Mandate 2, Section 2, Subsection 2.1, we are issuing this letter to inform you that the letter A has been declared the official letter of the universe.
As of today, all known entities are required to use the letter A in all official communications, documents, and signage.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: reeducation, rebranding, and/or reassembly.
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