MANDATE-2: Section 2, Subsection 2.1: The Appendix of Awkwardness

Here's a list of things that are slightly less awkward than your aunt at a family reunion.

• 1. The art of small talk
• 2. The science of awkward silences
• 3. The art of making small talk with your aunt

Or, if you're feeling really brave:

Dip into the depths of pure, unadulterated Awkwardness