The Bureaucratic Overreach Directive

By order of the Great Bureaucratic Council, all citizens are required to fill out form 27-B/6 for any and all activities.

Subsection 1-Technique 1: The Art of Red Tape

Step 1: Write the words 'Form 27-B/6' on 5 separate sheets of paper, then staple them together.

Step 2: Fill out 3 separate sections, using only a number 2 pencil.

Step 3: Fold the paper into a neat, rectangular shape, and place it in a 3-inch binder.