Mandated Techniques for the Modern Bureaucrat

Section 3: The Bureaucratic Methodology

Subsection 2: Technique 5: The Art of Red Tape

By following the correct procedure, you will be able to navigate the intricate web of bureaucratic red tape and emerge victorious.

Step 1: Fill out Form 27-B in triplicate, using only the correct shade of blue ink.

Step 2: Attach a minimum of 5 supporting documents, including but not limited to: a letter from your mother, a birth certificate, and a notarized affidavit.

Step 3: Wait 6-8 weeks for processing. Do not contact the office during this time, as this may delay your application further.