Extra-Long Socks: Mandated by the Government

As decreed by the Sock Overlords, extra-long socks are now mandatory for all citizens. Don't bother questioning the logic, just buy them.

Testimonials:

• I never thought I'd be a fan of socks, but now I'm hooked!
• These extra-long socks have changed my life.
• I'm not saying I love them, but I've been wearing them for 3 days straight.