Welcome to Parallel University, where the rules of reality are made to be broken. In the Alternate Realities department, we're not just talking about your average, everyday alternate dimensions. No, no, no. We're talking about the infinite, multiverse-spanning, mind-bending possibilities that lie just beyond the veil of reality.

Our Justifications 303 course is a game-changer. You'll learn how to navigate the infinite branching possibilities of the multiverse, how to warp the fabric of space-time, and how to make friends with beings from parallel universes who are just as confused as you are about the whole reality thing.

So, if you're ready to leave your mundane, single-reality existence behind and join the ranks of the interdimensional elite, then sign up for Parallel University today!