Justifications of the Utterly Inconsequential

Because, let's be real, who needs actual reasons to do anything?

I justify the existence of pineapple pizza because it's a valid food choice, and also because I have a friend who likes it.

Learn more about the great pineapple pizza debate.

I justify the use of Comic Sans as a default font because it's fun and also because Microsoft.

Read the defense of this questionable typeface.

I justify the existence of the Oxford comma because it's there, and I'm not arguing.

Join the Oxford Comma Appreciation Society. Justify this page's existence.