Mandate 3 Addenda 3 Submandate 3.4 Paradox of Choice

According to the ancient prophecy, you are faced with an existential crisis: too many options and not enough cheese.

You are presented with 7 options, each more bewildering than the last:

• Option 1: The Incomprehensible Solution
• Option 2: The Utterly Unpredictable Path
• Option 3: The Illusion of Choice
• Option 4: The Illusion of Control
• Option 5: The Inescapable Dilemma
• Option 6: The Sisyphean Task
• Option 7: The Unending Labyrinth