Mandate 3: The Unrelenting Protocol

By order of the Galactic Union of Interdimensional Bureaucrats, you are hereby mandated to comply with the following:

• Article I: All sentient beings shall be required to wear matching plaid patterns on Tuesdays.
• Article II: The consumption of all snacks shall be strictly monitored and regulated.
• Article III: All forms of communication shall be conducted via interpretive dance.

Failure to comply with these mandates shall result in the immediate deployment of our highly trained and highly caffeinated Compliance Officers.

Learn more about Article I: Plaid Tuesdays View the Plaid Tuesday Dress Code Learn more about Article II: Snack Regulation View the Snack Consumption Database Learn more about Article III: Interpretive Dance View the Official Interpretive Dance Handbook