By the Power of the Mandate
Whereas it has been the long-standing tradition of human nature to do as we please; Whereas it is the duty of the wise to make rules for the rest of us; Now, therefore, we the people of this land, in order to make life more difficult for everyone, do ordain and establish this Manifesto of Mandates.
Read Article I Read Article IIArticles in this manifesto are subject to change without notice, because, let's be real, who needs rules?
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