Our Great Leader's Decreed Mandate

As decreed by the Supreme Ruler of All Things, Our Great Leader, on the 14th of April, 20**

We, the humble followers, are commanded to:

• Wear bright pink socks on Fridays.
• Never speak of the color blue, lest the skies grow dark and the crops fail.
• Consume exactly 3.14 cups of coffee daily, or risk being cast into the Outer Darkness.

Failure to comply will result in certain... consequences.

See Our Leader's Orders for more information. Read Our Leader's Secret Orders, but be warned, they're really, really secret.