Appendix A: Mandatory Protocol 3 Documentation

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Section 1: The History of Mandatory Protocol 3

Protocol 3 was first introduced as a joke by our CEO, who thought it'd be funny to confuse everyone.

Section 2: Known Issues with Protocol 3

There are many known issues with Protocol 3. They include:

• It's really confusing
• It causes eye strain
• It's just plain wrong

See also: Protocol 2: The Prequel

See also: Protocol 3.1: The Addendum

See also: Protocol 3.2: The Sequel