The Ministry of Mandatory Fun

Welcome to the Ministry of Mandatory Fun, where the rules are clear and the bureaucracy is always a blast.

We're the ones who'll tell you what to do, and when to do it. Because, let's be real, life is just too hard without a little bit of authoritarian guidance.

Check out our latest mandates:

• Memo 1: Wear your best "I'm a functioning adult" face every day
• Memo 2: Take a minimum of 4 hours to get ready in the morning (or more, if you're a true artist)
• Memo 3: Use only the approved brand of coffee. Don't be a rebel.
• Memo 4: Dance in the hallways. It's for exercise, and it's required.

Stay tuned for more mandatory updates, and remember: compliance is key!