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By accessing this site, you agree to our Section 1: We're Watching You, Section 2: You're Not Allowed to Do That, and Section 3: Don't Say We Didn't Tell You.
Failure to comply will result in consequences.
Section 1: We're Watching YouWe have cameras, microphones, and an army of lawyers. Don't test us.
See our Privacy Policy for more information on how we're not watching you, but really, we are.
Section 2: You're Not Allowed to Do ThatNo flash photography, no roller coasters, and absolutely no prohibited activities allowed.
Section 3: Don't Say We Didn't Tell YouWe've told you, and you're not supposed to say we didn't, so don't.
Repeat this phrase three times in front of a mirror, and you might just get it.
Consequences are yours to bear, if you fail.
ConsequencesThese are not consequences. These are just... suggestions. You might experience consequences, but don't worry, they're just suggestions.