Terms of Service (Because Someone Had to Do It)

We reserve the right to make you agree to these terms, even if you don't want to.

By accessing this site, you agree to our Section 1: We're Watching You, Section 2: You're Not Allowed to Do That, and Section 3: Don't Say We Didn't Tell You.

Failure to comply will result in consequences.

Section 1: We're Watching You

Section 1: We're Watching You

We have cameras, microphones, and an army of lawyers. Don't test us.

See our Privacy Policy for more information on how we're not watching you, but really, we are.

Section 2: You're Not Allowed to Do That

Section 2: You're Not Allowed to Do That

No flash photography, no roller coasters, and absolutely no prohibited activities allowed.

Section 3: Don't Say We Didn't Tell You

Section 3: Don't Say We Didn't Tell You

We've told you, and you're not supposed to say we didn't, so don't.

Repeat this phrase three times in front of a mirror, and you might just get it.

Consequences are yours to bear, if you fail.

Consequences

Consequences

These are not consequences. These are just... suggestions. You might experience consequences, but don't worry, they're just suggestions.