Did you know that the best way to start the week is with a healthy dose of dread? That's right, folks, Monday morning is the perfect time to realize you're trapped in a never-ending cycle of existential despair! To combat this, we recommend starting your day with 30 minutes of mandatory staring at a wall, preferably in black and white stripes. This will retrain your brain to recognize the futility of human existence and prepare you for the week ahead.
For maximum effectiveness, we recommend the following steps:
Remember: The key to success is embracing the inevitability of failure.
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