MANDATE 4: Felinity Tips

Appendix

For the uninitiated, Mandate 4 is a highly classified, top-secret government agency specializing in feline espionage.

Our agents are trained in the art of stealth, deception, and napping in 2-hour increments.

Below, you'll find a list of tips for those looking to join our ranks.

Tip 1: Mastering the art of subtle manipulation

It's all about the eyes, baby. Stare intensely, blink less, and never, ever look away.

This will ensure that your human marks are completely unaware of your true intentions.

Or, if you're feeling particularly sneaky, try Telekinetic Feline Fu, where we'll teach you to use your mind as a feline whip.

Tip 2: Napping in 2-hour increments

It's not just about sleep; it's an art form. Learn to nap with purpose, nap with precision, and nap with style.

For the full guide to napping, visit Advanced Napping Techniques.

Tip 3: Disarming with a stare-down

It's all about confidence, baby. Stare your human down, and they'll be the one who looks away.

But be careful, or you'll be the one who gets stared down by the feline overlords.

And, for the truly brave, try Advanced Stare-Down Techniques for a real challenge.