Branding is the art of making the unremarkable, remarkable. It's the secret ingredient in your suffering. Without it, you'd just be another faceless drone, trudging along in the sea of humanity. But with it? You'll be a beacon of individuality, screaming into the void for attention.

Branding is Life Back to Physical Torture

You know, some people say "no pain, no gain." But what if we told you that's just not true? What if the only way to truly live is through the exquisite agony of branding?

Pain is the New Gain