It's a delicate balance, really. You see, the ratio of tears to silence is a delicate art form. It's all about finding that sweet spot where the tears flow freely, but not so much that you drown in your own despair.
According to our research (read: we made it up), the ideal ratio is somewhere between 3:1 and 5:1. Any higher, and you're just crying for the sake of it. Any lower, and you're not even worth the salt in the tears.
So, if you're looking to improve your suffering game, we've got some tips to share:
From the boardroom to the bedroom, suffering is beautiful. Here are some real-world examples of how to put the ratio into action: