Warning: this guide is not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of brain. Or really, anyone who still believes in love.
Are you tired of being alone? Do you want to know the secrets to making your love life a disaster?
Misadventures: The Art of Succeeding at RomanceFrom accidentally spilling wine on your date's new shoes, to forgetting your own name, to accidentally sending a 'I love you' text to the wrong number, we've got you covered.
Mistaken Identities: The Art of Pretending to be Someone Else Overthinking: The Art of Analyzing Every Single Moment Dating Disasters: The Art of Not Being a Total MonsterRemember, love is a battlefield. But it's also a battlefield where you can be totally destroyed by your own ineptitude.