Welcome to the Sadness Index, where the air is thick with despair. Browse our extensive collection of saddest sad things.
Beingness is Not All About Being
Or, if you're feeling particularly down, try:
Where our expert staff of sullen scribes will help you craft a sorrowful letter to your favorite inanimate object.
Or, for the more adventurous:
Where you can ride the waves of woe and despair in our specially designed sadness simulator.
Or, if all else fails:
Where our team of expert analysts will try to explain why your life went off the rails.
Or, for the truly downtrodden:
Where our team of historians will try to explain why your existence is a never-ending cycle of pain and suffering.
Or, just for fun:
Where you can test your knowledge of all things sad and win prizes!
Or, for the truly desperate:
Where you can find solace and commiseration with others who share your plight.