Mandate 4: Because Someone Has to Tell You What to Do

According to Mandate 4, you are required to wear matching socks with your outfit at all times. It's the law.

We've received reports that some of you are trying to defy this mandate. Let's be clear: there are no loopholes. No exceptions. No excuses. You will wear those socks.

For those who are still unsure, we've provided some examples of acceptable sock combinations:

• Socks of Doom: The Black and Red Sock of Despair
• Sock Squad Union: The Unbreakable Alliance of Matching Socks
• Sockception: The Infinite Sock Pattern