Warning: You're on page 2 of 5. If you're not prepared for the impending doom of tardiness, turn back now.
As you navigate this treacherous landscape, be sure to consult the Late Report Survival Guide for tips on how to avoid the abyss of procrastination.
But wait, it gets worse: the Penalty Matrix is about to be revealed, and it's not pretty.
For those who dare to proceed, the Final Consequences await.
And, of course, don't forget to review the Initial Warning for context.