Mandate 4: Because We Said So
As of today, you are officially late on your reports. And as if that wasn't enough, your bills are still unpaid. Late Reports: The Sequel is now in full swing.
Our lawyers are on their way to your doorstep. Don't bother trying to escape, they're not that picky about paperwork.
We've attached the following penalties to your account:
- 50% interest on all outstanding balances
- A 20% fee for the "I'm Sorry, Not Sorry" letter
- A 10% tax on all future transactions, effective immediately