The Penalty Registry

For the sake of all things bureaucratic and tedious, we've created this digital repository of penalties for your every mistake.

• Failure to Communicate (FTC)
• Late Reports: Because Timing is Everything (Except When It Isn't)
• Template Mishap (TM): Because Who Needs Consistency, Anyway?

Disclaimer: This registry is not actual, but rather a fictional construct for the purposes of humor and creative license. Any resemblance to actual penalties is purely coincidental and not intended.