This page is reserved for the most heinous of crimes, the ones that make you go "hmm, I didn't think that was a thing."
Here are some of the lesser-known crimes that will get you a slap on the wrist:
- Overusing the phrase "no offense was taken,"
- Using the phrase "at this time" too often,
- Thinking the "selfie" is a real word,
- Believing that a "meme" is a viable form of communication,