Overcooking Your Eggs: A Crime of the Utmost Severity
According to our highly trained experts at the Bureau of Egg Overcooking (BOEO), overcooking your eggs is a serious offense.
Causes of Overcooking
Our research indicates that overcooking is often the result of:
- Impatience: "I just can't wait to get to work, and I'll just cook it for 10 extra seconds."
- Lack of attention span: "I'll just check my email real quick."
- Exuberance: "I just love the look of a perfectly cooked egg, and I'm willing to risk it."
Penalties for Overcooking
BOEO has a zero-tolerance policy for overcooking. Repeat offenders will be subject to:
- Community service: 5 hours at the local egg museum, learning about the delicate art of egg-cooking.
- Fines: Up to 10,000 eggs.
- Banishment from all restaurants for a period of one month.
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