Overstirring the Sauce: A Guide to the Lesser Crimes

By the power invested in me, I, the Supreme Judge of Sauce, declare this page to be a guide to the lesser crimes of overstirring the sauce.

Overstirring the sauce is a heinous offense punishable by law. It involves inserting too many utensils into the sauce, thus rendering it useless for consumption.

Here are some examples of lesser crimes:

• Dipping the Dip
• Understirring the Sauce (the opposite, but still a crime)
• Using Too Many Garnishes

Remember, the penalties for overstirring the sauce are severe, and the consequences are dire.