Penalty Registry: Lesser Crimes

Last Page Blues

When the final chapter of your favorite novel gets ruined by a misplaced semicolon, who do you turn to?

That's right, the Penalty Registry is here to help you report those pesky little mistakes that make you go "Huh?!"

But don't just take our word for it! Read the testimonials from other disappointed readers:

• "I was really invested in that story, and then I got to the last page and it was just... wrong" - Karen
• "I mean, who puts a semicolon where the period should be?!?" - Bob
• "It's like they just gave up on writing and went 'Eh, close enough'" - Steve

Don't let it happen to you! Report your last page blues to us, and we'll make sure to... well, we'll make sure someone else will know to be more careful next time.

Fix it with a semicolon! Punalize the author