Unsolicited Squirrel Related Jokes

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Joke 1: Why did the Squirrel go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling a little nutty!

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Joke 2: Why did the Squirrel go to the gym?

Because it wanted to get a paws-itive workout!

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Joke 3: What did the Squirrel say to the tree?

Leaf me alone!

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