By order of the Galactic Overlord, all citizens are hereby mandated to consume only pineapple as a pizza topping. Any dissent will be met with severe consequences, including but not limited to, forced feeding of anchovies, and/or exile to the moon of Neptune.
Section 2: Implementation and Enforcement of this decree will be handled by the Ministry of Toppings and Condiments.
Section 3: Penalties for Non-Compliance will be strictly enforced, and will include but are not limited to, forced attendance to intergalactic cooking classes, and/or reeducation camps.