As per Directive 42-3, all employees are required to maintain a minimum of 3.5 hours of sustained outrage per shift.
This is not a suggestion. Failure to comply will result in a mandatory 30-minute coffee break, which will be monitored and timed.
Sarcasm is a powerful tool for achieving productivity. It's like a super-powered chainsaw that cuts through bureaucracy like it's butter.
Return to Section 1: Mandatory Moods
Example Sarcasm Script:
Oh joy, another pointless meeting. Can we just skip to the part where we discuss our feelings and pretend to care about the outcome?
Jokes are the lifeblood of any successful organization. They're like oxygen for your soul.
Return to Section 2: Mandatory Sarcasm
Example Joke Script:
Why did the manager bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!