Escape Clause Examples: Section 7, Subsection 3

A collection of examples for the most egregious escape clauses.

Below are a few examples of escape clauses, each with their own unique twist.

Example 1: The "I'm Not a Robot" Escape Clause

Used by: John D. "I'm Not a Robot" Smith

Example 2: The "I'm Not a Human" Escape Clause

Used by: Zorgon "The Unseen" Zorvath

Example 3: The "I'm Not a Lawyer" Escape Clause

Used by: Balthazar "I'm Not a Lawyer" McSnazz

Appendix B: The Fine Print

Read this carefully, or don't.

Appendix B

John D. "I'm Not a Robot" Smith

John D. "I'm Not a Robot" Smith is a renowned escape artist known for his creative use of the "I'm Not a Robot" escape clause. He's been sued by at least 12 different companies for his alleged lack of employment.

Read more about John's exploits.

Zorgon "The Unseen" Zorvath

Zorgon "The Unseen" Zorvath is a master of the "I'm Not a Human" escape clause. He's been known to appear and disappear at will, leaving behind a trail of confusion and unanswered questions.

Read more about Zorgon's enigmatic nature.

Appendix B: The Fine Print

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Agree to the Fine Print

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• By using these escape clauses, you agree to hold harmless the creators of this website.
• By using these escape clauses, you agree to surrender your firstborn child to the creators of this website.
• By using these escape clauses, you agree to never use them for evil purposes.