Escape Clause Terms & Conditions

Version 5, Because You Asked For It

By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms:

1. You will not sue us for anything.
2. You will not use our content for good.
3. You will not share our content with your friends without asking.
4. You will not attempt to escape this website without reading the fine print.
5. You will not use our website for anything remotely sane.

Terms of Employment, because who hasn't been employed here?

Escape Artists, because we're watching you.

Escape From Our Website, because it's not that easy.