Welcome to the official guide for those who are experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Here, you'll find the most comprehensive collection of excuses, procrastination techniques, and justifications for not doing anything productive.
Procrastination Techniques: Because who needs to be productive, right?
Excuse Generator: Generate an excuse in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Justifications for Not Doing Anything: Because you have a good reason, I swear.
From the art of playing video games for 12 hours straight to the science of making excuses, we've got you covered.
Generate a valid excuse in 3... 2... 1...