As a responsible moustache owner, it is your duty to handle and maintain your majestic moustache with care. This includes regular trimming, conditioning, and waxing.
Failure to comply with these protocols will result in:
A moustache tangle can be a moustache owner's worst nightmare. To prevent tangles, it is crucial to use a moustache detangler on a regular basis.
Warning: moustache tangles can be a real hazard, especially for those with particularly unruly moustaches.
Moustache Detangling Protocols