Welcome, pyromancer!
In the mystical realm of Moustache-6b, the art of Moustache-Pyromancy is not just a hobby, but a way of life. With our patented 101 course, you'll learn how to conjure the perfect 'stache to mesmerize your enemies and seduce your friends.
Course Outline:
1. The Ancient Art of Moustache Fu
2. Moustache Shape-shifting 101
3. Pyromancy: Igniting the Perfect Moustache
4. Moustache Maintenance and Grooming
5. Putting it all Together: The Ultimate Moustache Showdown