Mandate 6B: Moustache Pyromancy 101 - Appendix B: Moustache Fu Theories

By now, you've mastered the fundamentals of moustache fu. Now, it's time to delve into the more advanced theories of moustache pyromancy.

Here's a list of some of the most crucial theories:

• Theory 1: Moustache as a Thermometer

  (Learn how to gauge your moustache's thermal energy)

• Theory 2: Moustache as a Compass

  (Discover how to navigate the uncharted territories of your moustache)

• Theory 3: Moustache as a Turbulent Flow

  (Unleash the full fury of your moustache's turbulent flow)

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use moustache fu wisely, young pyromancer.