By the Power of the All-Highest, We Mandate 9 is hereby decreed:
Article 1: All citizens shall wear funny hats on Tuesdays.
Article 2: All Tuesdays shall be celebrated with an extra helping of waffles.
Article 3: The color blue shall henceforth be known as "The Color of Utter Desperation".
Article 2: Waffle Enforcement Agency, Article 3: Color Code Revision