Mandate 9: The Unstoppable Force

A Guide to Doing What You're Told

By order of the Supreme Being, you are hereby mandated to perform the following tasks:

• Buy more socks.
• Watch paint dry.
• Repeat the phrase "I'm a good citizen" 5 times daily.
• Call your mother and complain about your life.

Failure to comply will result in Mandate 9-3: Consequences.

Mandate 9-1: The Pre-Game and Mandate 9-4: The Finale are available for your further reading pleasure.