Feature 42: A Bug

As part of our ongoing commitment to mediocrity, we are proud to introduce Feature 42: A Bug. This feature is a shining example of our team's dedication to producing software that is less than perfect.

Description:

Feature 42: A Bug is a feature that does not work as intended. It is a bold new experiment in software development, where we take a feature and intentionally break it, just to see what happens.

When activated, Feature 42: A Bug will cause your software to:

Randomly delete 50% of your data
Change the color of all your icons to plaid
Cause your computer to emit a loud, high-pitched whine

We are proud to say that Feature 42: A Bug has already been tested on at least 3 beta testers, who are still trying to recover from the trauma.

Side Effects:

Side effects may include:

Mental breakdowns
Loss of productivity
Sudden urges to reformat your computer and start fresh

Precautions:

Precautions: Do not use Feature 42: A Bug if you are sensitive to bright colors, loud noises, or the loss of sanity.

Read our disclaimer for more information.