html FONT STASIS - Technical Specs for the most Important Thing You'll Read Today

MANDATE Beta: Technical Specs for the Most Important Thing You'll Read Today

Version: 1.0 (Beta)

Release Date: 01/02/2023

1. Introduction

In the year 2023, humanity is on the cusp of a revolution. And that revolution is us, Font Stasis. The most important, the most crucial, the most utterly breathtaking thing you'll read this year.

Our font system is built on the principles of unyielding excellence, unwavering dedication, and utter disregard for the common man's sense of style.

We're not just talking about a font, we're talking about a way of life.

2. System Requirements

Font Stasis requires:

Minimum 128 MB of RAM (We're talking 128 MB, folks. Don't @ me.)
1 GB of disk space (For our extensive collection of unnecessary features)
Windows 7 (Or higher. We're not savages.)
A willingness to abandon all sense of taste and style

We're not kidding. You can't handle the truth.

3. Installation

To install Font Stasis, simply download the following files:

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