Workaround 2 Implementation Guidelines

A guide to implementing the most technically impressive workarounds for the most intractable problems.

This document outlines the best practices for Workaround 2, the most advanced workaround in our suite of solutions.

Note: These guidelines are subject to change without notice. Side effects may include, but are not limited to, increased frustration and decreased productivity.

Prerequisites

• A strong understanding of the underlying technology
• A tolerance for ambiguity
• A willingness to sacrifice your soul for the sake of progress

Implementation Steps

1. Step 1: Identify the Root Cause
2. Step 2: Apply Band-Aid Logic
3. Step 3: Introduce Unnecessary Complexity
4. Step 4: Automate the Mess

And for the love of all things sane, do not attempt to follow these guidelines without first reading the Technical Specifications.

Disclaimer: The authors of this document are in no way responsible for any damage caused by following these guidelines. Use at your own risk.