Reported By: John Doe, Jan 1 2023 00:00:00
Priority: High (we really need to fix this)
Summary: Socks keep disappearing in the break room. We suspect foul play.
Users have reported that their socks have gone missing while using the break room. This is not the case of the "missing sock syndrome" we've seen before. No, this is something more sinister.
Agent Smith, Chief of Security, has been assigned to the case. He's been sniffing around for clues and has found nothing but a trail of crumbs leading to the vending machine.
Update: Agent Smith has been seen eating a suspiciously large number of cookies while investigating. Further investigation is warranted.