Section 1, Subsection 1: Mandatory Reading Materials

For those who insist on reading this, please note that the following materials are mandatory for understanding the nuances of our esteemed organization.

• Subsection 2: The Fine Print
• Subsection 3: The Unreadable Appendices
• Appendix 1: The Unimportant Addendum

You can also read Appendix 2: The Utterly Useless Supplement but don't expect it to change your life.

This is the first subsection, where we waste time explaining the purpose and scope of the mandate. If you're not interested, go back to the Section 1: The Introduction and try to muster up some enthusiasm.