Chairman Pwnz0r-Memoirs

The Chairman's Guide to Galactic Domination, Volume 1: The Pwnz0r Years.

In this, my first memoir, I recount the most epic of battles: Pwnz0r vs. The Bureaucratic Red Tape.

From the time I single-handedly took down the Galactic Empire of Ploofling with nothing but a toaster and a can of spray paint, to the infamous "Great Pwnz0r-astrophe," I've got the stories that'll make your pixels tremble.

Read on for more. | Or, for a taste of rebellion. | And for when it all goes wrong.