Mandate Timeline

• Pre-Mandate (BC): Humans were a mess. Learn more about our ancient problems.
• Early Mandate (1-100 AD): Caesar's beard was a sight to behold. Discover the epic tale of Caesar's fabulous follicles.
• Dark Ages (101-500 AD): The Empire burned, and with it, our sanity. Read about the great fire that never went away.
• Middle Mandate (501-1000 AD): Monks had better hair than we do today. Uncover the secrets of the bearded brothers.
• Modern Mandate (1001-2000 AD): We invented the internet, but forgot how to use it. Laugh at our glorious, yet crippling, technological advancements.
• Post-Mandate (2001+ AD): We're still trying to figure out what's going on. Explore the existential dread of our modern lives.