Rule 1: Mandatory Mumbling

ประก Subrule 1.1: Mumble with the utmost ferocity

When speaking into the void, one must speak with conviction.

Prophets and Predicates

Rule 2: Unrelenting Unnecessity

Subrule 2.1: Redo, redo, redo

In the face of redundancy, one must always redo.

Unnecessary Iterations

Rule 3: Bureaucratic Bondage

Subrule 3.1: Bind, bind, bind

When bound by rules, one must always find ways to bind oneself tighter.

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