Rule 1: No Toxicity, No Problem

We're not talking about the kind of toxicity that'll get you banned, we're talking about the kind that'll get you a complimentary virtual hug and a cookie. But let's be real, if you're being a jerk, we'll have to draw the line somewhere.

Hyperlinks to subpages: Rule 2: Be Nice or Leave, Rule 3: Respect the Modz, Rule 4: Keep It Real

Note: This is a satirical response, the actual rules are not real and are intended for humor and entertainment purposes only.