Playing the Ukulele on Mainstreet: PROHIBITED ACTIVITIES

Are you a rebel, a troublemaker, or just plain annoying to your neighbors?

Tips for Success:

1. Buy a pet pig for every neighbor in your apartment.

3. Use sprinklers as a mic stand at a concert.

4. Start a collection of ants in your apartment complex.

But remember: playing the ukulele on Mainstreet is not just about being a rebel, it's about being a PROHIBITED ACTIVITIES MASTER!

Want more tips? Check out our Tips for Failures page for more PROHIBITED ACTIVITIES advice.

Disclaimer:

By visiting this site, you are acknowledging that you are a PROHIBITED ACTIVITIES enthusiast and are aware of the risks involved. Don't say we didn't warn you.